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Hi loyal blog followers. (This is heavily ironic; no-one reads this at all)
In collaboration with a good friend I have just opened a film poster shop in Hamlet Court Road Southend.
We sell genuine cinema posters, rolled or framed. Most of the selection here are the UK quad size (as it’s known in the trade) – the ones used in the light boxes outside the cinema to advertise what is currently playing.

A man with two disinterested dogs window shopping

These are quite collectible with premium examples fetching 1,00s of pounds. Regardless of value they look pretty striking when nicely framed and hanging on your wall.

We have some space in the Big Society depatment store, Hamlet Court Road, Essex. N.B. this name bears no relation to the flagship policy conception in the 2010 UK Conservative Party general election manifesto. It is intended to connote the spirit of the proprietor’s aspirations of supporting the community. One way of doing so is providing small businesses a low cost, no nonsense space to trade. Or something like that …

My business partner has been selling movie posters online for over 12 years (at favouritefilm.com, Amazon and Ebay) so this is the first time either of us have tried retail selling.

I will therefore endeavour to blatantly promote this enterprise via my blog. I’ll soon be blatantly promoting my online shop selling movie poster frames through a series of posts. First, an article on collecting film posters from my expert colleague. Then a follow up piece on framing your collection. Truly I have no shame – especially as NO HUMANS EVER READ MY BLOG. There I shouted, twice, with no chance of any remonstration.

So pay us a visit sometime. We can be found at The Big Society Department Store, 106 Hamlet Court Road, Westcliff on Sea.

OK, so you have a great story for a film. You’ve got some actors, some expensive equipment, a director’s chair – the whole kit. It’s time to start filming the first scene. Now, where should you point the camera?

We’ll assume here that you need to film someone doing something. An heuristic I’ve come across often as I attempt to learn something about film making is the five shot rule. It gives you a starting point if your mind has gone ablank.

Let’s imagine we want to film someone feeding the ducks. You could film material for the following sequence of shots:

1) A close up of the hands,  showing the fingers tearing up the bread.

2) A close up of the face, revealing who is doing it.

3) A mid shot from the side, showing the same person and their arms throwing bread.

4) An over-the-shoulder or POV shot of a similar action.

5) A wide shot, putting the person in some kind of context.

Obviously, this sequence can be mixed up a little bit. You could throw in a few shots of the ducks in a feeding frenzy for example. Or reverse the sequence, going in the direction of wide shot to close up instead.

It turns out I have an example of just this scenario. The following clip has its faults I concede, but I hope it illustrates the effectiveness of this technique in some way.

Fed up ducks:

I’ve just finished an initial interview with a local camerman and acting coach. I’ll start writing up some content for my pages here shortly. So, if ever you fancied yourself as a film director, scriptwriter, actor or camera man – this could be for you.

I’ve been on a film course organised by the south Essex Open Arts project and run by The White Bus Co. Both the interviewees were involved in running it.

Making a film has always been something I’d like to do one day (hasn’t it for everyone?) and so it has been truly fascinating. I originally intended to blog the course progress weekly but I’m afraid haven’t gotten to do that. What I will do is fill the pages (available from the navigation bar above) with some content distilled from the interviews. I may also put together a chronicle of the whole experience retrospectively.

BBC mountain showing Kazakh hunter(Picture courtesy of BBC Human Planet: Kazakh hunters train golden eagles to hunt foxes and wolves on the mountain plateau in Western Mongolia.)

The BBC series Human Planet is simply awesome. This is the BBC at its best. I caught the one on mountains only yesterday.

To see people surviving like this in such extreme environments is interesting in itself; in my humble opinion the BBC’s treatment enhanced the experience into the realms of the sublime. Keep up the good work.
The BBC series Human Planet is simply awesome. This is the BBC at its best. I caught the one on mountains only yesterday.

Back in October I got the chance to be an extra in a feature film being shot nearby. I gave it a go having never done that before. The movie is due to be released in June 2011 I think and is about the (true story) of a chap who served in Iraq (the first one) and then returned to Britain and became a prison warder. The film is to be called ‘Screwed’. Unfortunately.
Anyway I was in a few background shots playing an Iraqi civilian, chiefly running and cowering.
Weirdly, it was almost exactly as I’d imagined it: lots of waiting around, in the cold, with occasional calls to run here, or cower there. Anyway, an interesting experience.

Photo from film set

I'm in the middle. I don't recall being that tubby. I'm sure it's just the cut of the jubba.