Nostalgia – you can almost smell them can’t you?

STOP PRESS:

OK, for one reason or another the film poster retail business didn’t work out. Frankly I just didn’t have enough capital to ride the poor sales. Ideally it would have been good to test the waters a little longer but my financial and domestic circumstances have scuppered the venture somewhat.

Anyway, onwards and upwards.

Lately my mind has been wondering about many aspects of my life and in the true spirit of procrastination I have diverted my attention in the following ways: reading classic literature,  reading self improvement blogs, undertaking video filming and editing work, learning how to program animation – specifically using Flash and Actionscript 3.0.

I’ll expound upon each of these muses in no particular turn. My motivation for reading the classics is, well, it turns out they’re called the classics for a reason: they’re really pretty good. And you can pick them up for a song from the charity shops. (Incidentally I found in me a strong attraction to the old orange Penguin paperbacks which I have vowed to seize at any opportunity hereon). In a literal binge I quickly got through Madame Bovary, David Copperfield, Lady Chatterley’s Lover and Pride and Prejudice. I know, with the last choice I surprised even myself; surprise at having picked it, and even more surprise at thoroughly enjoying it. I’m currently in the middle of Henry James’ The Turning of the Screw but am struggling – not because it’s not enjoyable but my reading goes in binges, and I think I must have hit the hangover. By the way, if you stumble across a bunch of orange Penguin paperbacks somewhere (preferably south east UK) please let me know. I’ll have the lot of them!

For as long as I can remember I’ve always liked the idea of being able to simulate the laws of physics using a computer. I’ve dabbled with some programming languages but always found the development cycle excruciatingly tedious. Plus, the payoff was never good enough; hours and hours of iteration to read and display a record from some database. Yawn. So imagine the epiphany that Flash programming has brought – now I can actually see something on screen, moving! Here I am, 42, and still excited about some dots moving around on a screen.

Anyway the following attempts to model gravity, conservation of momentum and mass. The code is all courtesy of Paul Firth of wildbunny.co.uk where, incidentally you can find some excellent tutorials on game programming. He outlines the beginnings of a ‘physics engine’ there. I’m also reading Keith Peters Making Things Move – an accessible and excellent book on computer animation. So one day I’ll actually understand the code behind this:

(if you click on the animation you can use the up, left, right arrow keys to give the red ball thrust, just for fun)

I  hope to extend this physics engine to accommodate some bounce and friction which it currently does not. Who knows perhaps it will become a game some day.

Really I must grow up one day. But why?

Hi loyal blog followers. (This is heavily ironic; no-one reads this at all)
In collaboration with a good friend I have just opened a film poster shop in Hamlet Court Road Southend.
We sell genuine cinema posters, rolled or framed. Most of the selection here are the UK quad size (as it’s known in the trade) – the ones used in the light boxes outside the cinema to advertise what is currently playing.

A man with two disinterested dogs window shopping

These are quite collectible with premium examples fetching 1,00s of pounds. Regardless of value they look pretty striking when nicely framed and hanging on your wall.

We have some space in the Big Society depatment store, Hamlet Court Road, Essex. N.B. this name bears no relation to the flagship policy conception in the 2010 UK Conservative Party general election manifesto. It is intended to connote the spirit of the proprietor’s aspirations of supporting the community. One way of doing so is providing small businesses a low cost, no nonsense space to trade. Or something like that …

My business partner has been selling movie posters online for over 12 years (at favouritefilm.com, Amazon and Ebay) so this is the first time either of us have tried retail selling.

I will therefore endeavour to blatantly promote this enterprise via my blog. I’ll soon be blatantly promoting my online shop selling movie poster frames through a series of posts. First, an article on collecting film posters from my expert colleague. Then a follow up piece on framing your collection. Truly I have no shame – especially as NO HUMANS EVER READ MY BLOG. There I shouted, twice, with no chance of any remonstration.

So pay us a visit sometime. We can be found at The Big Society Department Store, 106 Hamlet Court Road, Westcliff on Sea.

Right. Having just finished a brief stint freelancing in (now don’t yawn) software support I’ve found myself without a contract to go to next. I am not as disappointed as perhaps I should be. Why? Well, I was struggling to bear doing the work if I’m honest; the bespoke software I was involved with was at best frustrating to use and … I don’t even want to bore you with it all.
Suffice to say I may now have an opportunity to do something a little interesting. I’ll be broke yes. But once again I’ll have hope in my heart.
Over the last year or so I’ve been working with a Business Development Officer in Southend. Right now he’s running a 5 week (one day per week) course aimed at local budding entrepreneurs.
Card describing The Challenge
For someone in my position it’s ideal. It gets me out of the house meeting like minded people; just want I need right now. I’m expecting inspiration and who knows, perhaps an income at the end of it.
Anyway, for my money these guys are doing great work; anything that inspires people to start helping themselves and their community through these gloomy times has got to be healthy. I urge anybody local to check out The Business Surgery. (see links)

Look, I’m no millionaire or success story. I’m just this bloke you know. I’m trying to find a way not to be a wage slave; a nine to fiver; a schmuck. I don’t want untold riches, I just want a way to be in control of my life and, as far is possible, do what I want to do when i want to do it. This does not translate as laziness in my book.
I’ve never been great at being told what to do.
Anyway, I’m just trying to set the context of the post. It is in this context that I list, in my opinion, a couple of inspirational books:

  • The 4Hour Work Week – Tim Ferriss
  • Wake up and change your life – Duncan Bannatyne

I’m standing at the crossroads

January 17th, 2011 | Posted by admin in Business - (0 Comments)

I am embarking on a period of self employment. I want to see if I am able to earn a living wage from my own exploits. I can sit daydreaming, plodding on in a job that doesn’t suit me, or get on with something where I use my own intelligence and judgement to earn my keep. My plan is this: start-up a small, simple venture with minimal outlay which provides some product or service I believe in myself. I think then I can sell that service, gain a reputation of integrity and reliability, and earn myself enough to investigate other ventures. I’d also like to get myself out of the house and do something physical. Watch this space.